"Sharky uses flirt"
"Sharky attack missed!"
"Irviin uses being cute"
"It’s very effective!"
Stanley was the new kid in school, he had just transfered there with his childhood friend Judit. The school was nice, it was rather big and the teachers were nice. And he had this hot teacher called Tiffany that had the biggest boobies he had ever seen outiside an porn movie.
But during lunch break that first impression was gone, there was this kid that sat besides you, he seemed like a nice guy, but when the bell rang and everybody went to buy lunch the kid just stood there, siting in his chair while some bullies gathered around him, calling him names and telling him to stay away from the hot teacher, aparently that kid spend a lot of time helping tiffany out and the other kids were jealous. Stanley went and tried to talk the bullies out of it. But it was no use, they pushed him aside and each one kicked the kid at least once before they left.
Stanley stood up a little hurt because of the pushing and went to see if the kid was okay. Before he could say anything the kid stood up too and started apologizing asking if he got hurt anywhere. Stanley laughed a little, he really semeed like a nice kid, when you asked his name he said it was Eric.
Stanley and Eric became good friends after that day. He explained that he lived near the hot teacher and that she was always asking for help in random things. The other kids aparently got jealous saying he was trying to get her all for himself, what wasn’t truth at all.
The two friends oftenly went to each other houses, to play video games, watch movies and sucha. Actually they pretty much went everywhere together, it was nice to have an guy friend for a change since stanley spent most of time with Judit.
But one day their class had an excursion to a water park, they went togheter of course, and stanley wouldn’t stop talking about seeing the girls in bikinis, what made Eric chuckle a lot. Arriving there stanley couldn’t find Eric anywhere, the class were split in two and they were in diferent busses, he actually dind’t saw him in the school either. Stanley started wondering if he was home sick or something. But those toughts were lost when a cute girl aproached him, even though she wasnt hot like the hot teacher she had this…. cuteness he couldn’t explain. Stanley had never seen that girl before but she talked to him as if they were friends, not giving it much tought stanley and the girl spend all day playing, talking and having fun. Stanley was feeling like he was falling for that girl, she was kind, cute and really fun to hang out with.
At some point stanley asked aloud where Eric could be, only to get an puzzled look from the girl. “What are you talking about Stanley? I’m Eric”. And then it hit him, He knew that girl didnt look that different, as if you knew her, but you tried to ignore that, “Eric you’re a girl??”
"Of course I am!" She said as if it was obvious
"Oh…. dont tell me…. because of my name you thought I was a….." She seemed as embarassed as you now
"I’m really sorry, I didnt know!!"
"No its okay… its not the first time it happens… I guess I should stop introducing myself as Eric…."
"I’m sorry eric, i-its not like you look so much like a boy, its just that…. eric? Its a boy’s name you know…?"
After a really akward conversation Eric explains that this wasnt her real name, but she was quite fond of it for many reasons and started using it as her own. Stanley’s heart wouldnt stop beating fast trought the whole story. A girl, a cute girl, were on his room many times, he went to school with the cutest girl ever almost everyday. Oh god, now that he tought about it, the cutest girl ever had even slept on his bed once. when she was too sleepy because of an all night studing. How couldn’t he notice it before? How??
"You’re a really cute girl Eric….." He said for his own surprise
"wha-? ….Thank you…" She said blushing a little
It was gonna be hard for Stanley to have suncha a cute “guy”friend…..